11.11.05
SEE! The personality test that's sweeping
the nation!
My staff has been pouring over these numbers for days, and we've finally
concluded that you people are a bunch of godless hedonists. Without futher
ado...
SENIOR SUPERLATIVES
Least Dependent: Anisha. Loves you; does not need you.
Presidential Physical Fitness Awardees: Dave and Edward. 90% fit.
Lowest Female Cliche scores: Matt, and the lesbians: S.Bolen, Marla,
JM.
Highest Female Cliche: Shauna wins, with 90%.
90/10 Award: Shauna, who won or lost almost everything.
Everything in Moderation: Constance, Marci, and SSB juuuust right.
The Joy of Sex Awards: Matt & Shauna! Bova! Marla! S.Bolen! Are
thinking about sex right now.
Most Romantic: JM. Shauna. Least Romantic: Constance! Awww....
Grandma and Grandpa Caution: Edward and Sherman.
Most likely to be accidentally offended: Maegan, Sherman, Shauna.
90% hypersensitivity.
You're so vain: Shauna, ok. S.Lyon, ok. And....Ed?
Conflict Avoiding: Anisha. Conflict seeking: Shauna. Bova.
Gay and Italian, look out.
Least Paranoid: Matt, S.Bolen, JM. Least Hedonistic: Les
and Sherman. Least Mystical: Les and Matt.
Stability Award: Dave. Unstability Award: Oh, Shauna.
MOST RELIGIOUS: With a whopping 50%, Edward and Maegan. Huh.
Most likely to behave recklessly: Bova, Shauna.
Least likely to jump from a great height, unless persuaded by me to
do so: Meagan.
Least Likely to Shut the Hell Up: JM, Bova, Shauna.
Most Accomodating: Constance, Edward, Marci. The nice people. Be
sure to take advantage of them.
Screw The Man: Dave. 90% anti-authority.
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big dave |
Ranger Ted |
Les |
Constance |
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Edward |
Shauna |
S.Lyon |
Maegan |
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Bova |
S.Bolen |
Anisha |
Abby |
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Brian |
SuSuBelle |
JM |
Marla |
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Underblog |
Matt |
Sherman |
Marce |