"Chinese people freeze their soup so that they can eat it with chopsticks."
"Connie Chang is my sister. Connie Chung is my mother." ("Nuh-uh! She is not!") "Is too. We only see her on weekends when she flies in from New York." ("Ooooohhhhh....")
"If you pay me 50 cents, I'll write your name in Chinese on this bookmark."
Lies My Sister Told to Chinese People
"Yes, I believe your English name, 'Hank', means, "glorious man running through fields."
"Yes, I'm Indian. Thank you; I'm glad you like my people's movies."
by: cc