Ye Olde Life & Times of Jenny Miller, updated for '07!

Hi there. This is a page all about me. As you can see from these photographs, I was once unbearably cute and am now devastatingly cool. I currently reside in D.C., but hail from Ohio, the Heart of it All. I suppose I enjoy romance comics because I don't have an appreciation for the finer things. Or perhaps I just like mildew, or paper products in general. Maybe it's because I valorize romance in a way that is both unhealthy and unmodern. Whatever the reason, I feel comfortable blaming my parents for it.

When I'm not busy not writing the great American novel, I work at home, codebotting for a large corporation. Working at home affords me time to tame alley cats, and cook a lot. Slowly, I become one of those crazy cat lesbians who talk about greens all the time.

In years past I held every unskilled job imaginable, and I lived in a variety of innapropriate dwellings. For example, I once spent several months working as a ditch digger and living in a tent. Eventually I realized that my lifestyle was unnecessarily difficult, so I left the Pacific Northwest to pursue my ambition of becoming a more perfect consumer. I believe I have succeeded in that endeavor. I have also secured habitation featuring such luxuries as walls and toilets. It is called Emerson House, and I will probably live here until I'm 50.

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