11/17/08







'those things over there are not giants but windmills.'
This morning we're in El Paso, Texas, home of Chez's Aunt Mona and Uncle
Al. We drove eight hours yesterday from South Llano River State Park, in Junction,
TX, where we'd van-camped through an 18-degree night. We are really digging
the state parks, and checking out the RV-lifestyle. Llano River was clean,
friendly and lovely, with good hikes up into the hills and gobs of deer, Rio
Grande Wild Turkeys, armadillo, birds and birders. Here are some illustrations:
Driving I-10 across southwest Texas was about as pleasant as an eight-hour
drive can be. There's something about the big emptiness from horizon to horizon,
and the 85mph speed limit that really makes those miles roll by. Eventually
the sun set, the big waning moon popped up, stars filled the sky like handfulls
of shiny sand, and that put us in the mood for burritos.
The odds of happening upon decent food on the road in the middle of nowhere
Texas are small, so we pulled out the TomTom.
Chez's dad sent us the TomTom for our trip, and I was immedately and mostly
thereafter disparaging of it in every way, however, I've since been schooled
in its usefulness in food gathering. (I...was....wrong.)
Last night it found us Chuy's
Restaurant and John Madden Haul of Fame, in little Van Horn, TX. What
luck! The Cowboys-Redskins game was just starting, too. The food wasn't good,
but they had homemade tortillas, decent table salsa, and we spotted two gay
boys. Also:

The day before we'd driven from Chez's mom's place in North Zulch to Austin.
I'd never been to Austin before and I was pretty psyched. We only had a few
hours so we hit Barton Springs Pool, which is a park with a big public swimming
hole, which every city should have, and then we rode our bikes to Flipnotics
Coffee and then Uncle Billy's Brew and Que. We tried their Pale Ale, Amber,
Porter and Stout. Mmm... And when we were done sampling a nice and not-creepy
guy picked up our check. Yay nice people!

Prop 8 Protests
While we were being useless vacationers, our friends around the country were
protesting discrimination. Here's Nathalia in Tampa, FL:
And here's our Shauna, writing it up for DCist: Rain,
Delays Didn't Keep Prop 8 Protesters Away
shauna: we went to the prop 8 protest saturday. it was rainy but
cool.
me: erik and connie texted me from there. and said they saw coach
shauna: her sign said "lend me some sugar! i am your gaybor"
me: haha
shauna: shelly's said yakity yak, give us our rights back
i sent you my fave poster

FAT
Right now I'm working and Chez is reading an advance copy of The
World is Fat: The Fads, Trends, Policies, and Products That Are Fattening
the Human Race, by Barry Popkin, passed onto us by my bookstore-working
sister. I don't want to harp on the diets and lifestyles of the peoples, but
we've been in the South for a while now, and on the road, and it's hard not
to notice that what's largely available and what the people eat is fried fat
and sugary junk. But hey, we're all doing better than Bob's people....
Bob's hometown of Huntington, WV, has been named the nation's unhealthiest
city. Nearly half the population's obese! The AP story makes the residents
sound like barely-literate globe-shaped savages: "They stare hard at any stranger
in a new car." Hahaha....anyway, check it out: W.
Virginia town shrugs at poorest health ranking.
bob: my roommate just gchatted me out of the blue: 'hey, aren't you
from huntington?'
me: hahaha
yeah, it's a yahoo front pager
bob: :)
i've gotten more action outta that today.

A likely suspect: Tudor's Biscuit
11/14/08
Three County Highway

Ray's Drive In, in Lufkin, Texas. Grilled cheese, tator tots and onion rings.
Lengthy
review at Texas Burger Guy. Pic by CA.
Today I rode my new bike down State Highway 21. I love my new bike, and I
love riding my new bike. I dislike when big trucks crammed with chickens go
blowing by, snowing white feathers and billowing chicken stink. But, this
isn't California, and extending humanitarianism to chickens probably falls
somewhere below extending marriage rights to pit bulls on the Town To-Do List. We are in North Zulch, Texas, created around 1907, when the railroads bypassed
plain old Zulch,
rendering it fit only for ghosts. The weather has been beautiful and it is
quiet aside from dogs and trains.
1. Coach interviewed Indigo Girl Amy Ray for TNG
She did an awesome
job.
Queer icon Amy Ray takes the 9:30 Club stage
tonight in support of her third solo studio album, Didn't It Feel Kinder.
Yesterday, she kindly indulged a half-hour's worth of questions from someone
barely able to conceal that her senior high school yearbook quote was an Indigo
Girls lyric (and that she saw the band 17 times, over a span of three years).
Amy
Ray: The New Gay Interview
2. Heck's Kitchen Public Service Announcements
A. From: Lauren, the Sweetest Feesh in the Sea
Subject: Please vote for Nancy Chang! Help Skate Like A Girl!
jenny miller! what is up? how are things? i was wondering if you could
mention this on your website please. these are some girls i have skated
with on the west coast and they rule. Skate
Like A Girl is a cool ass grass roots program that is focused on getting
girls skating in an all inclusive setting and just generally empowering
women. they need money to do more cool stuff and it would really help if
nancy won this award. so they need people to vote and i'm trying to help
spread the word. www.skatelikeagirl.com
is their website if you want to check it out. and they're on myspace too.
word! miss you! love you!
~lauren
~~~~~~#~~~~~
B. From: Liz, who is a secret lurker reader no more
Subject: Join the Impact: Protest Prop 8 November 15th (tomorrow!)
hey jenny, this is liz. jesse introduced us at czar.
i was hoping you could use your star power to spread
the word about www.jointheimpact.com.
thanks in
advance. happy trails and mourn no more.
liz
3. Oblama Reports
A. From: Suze, whose BF worked the campaign in Chicago
Subject: Election Night in Chicago Pics
Election Night in Chicago, Facebook album.
~~~~~~#~~~~~
B. Jenny and Bob Chat
Subject: $5 Culture War/Misuninformation is a Lifestyle
bob: hey, look at this: Horses
feeling impact of ailing economy
me: note the idiot comment by Oblama
bob: this site is full of those. it's equal parts hilarious and upsetting
me: dumb rednecks
bob: yes.
there's some unbelievably openly racist stuff
there was one the other day talking, in all sincerity, that we had the first
muslim president who had 'smoked crack' and had 'a homosexual encounter
with another man.' the 'homosexual encounter' thing was actually new! i
hadn't read /heard that among any of those kinds of maniacs yet.
it's refreshing to know that his deviance has increased since becoming legitimized
me: i cant wrap my head around the need to be completely uninformed
bob: they're not uninformed. they just consume bad information...
and they're uninformed.
but they BELIEVE they know
it's like that woman at the charleston wv airport who berated me for paying
$5 for a nytimes
'i ain't never seen a one of them worth $5. i'll keep my $5 and watch the
news on tv!'
this was responded to w mass approval
me: hahaha
no way
mmm...that's a good anecdote
bob: specifically, she was pissed off that the paper cost $5 and
i said it was worth it.
~~~~~~#~~~~~
C. From: Troy and Brian
Subject: Virginia
Brian:
> Ooh. Check it out. Katie and I made the paper in Palm Springs.
> http://www.mydesert.com/article/20081104/NEWS03/81104024
that's awesome
i'm including jenny on this email
so she can make you more famous
love...
brian
Troy:
Notice how politely I'm clapping.
"Well done, new president."
JM:
hey, it's an AP pic, so they made it all o'er the world. lookit this one:

4. XXX - Kitty Porn - XXX
A. From: Rebongaz
Subject: p0rn
here's some choice kitten porn for you:
~~~~~~#~~~~~
11/12/08
Natchitoches, Louisiana
(Tonight at 8:00 EST on Planet Green: Chef Chez will appear on
Emeril Green: Vegetarian Paradise. Chez is going to make something awesome,
and Emeril is going to make his Vegetarian
Pad Thai, which I frankly doubt holds up to my own Bachelor(ette)
Pad Thai.)
Natchitoches
Grin like an idiot if you want a meat pie.
Established in 1714 by the French as an outpost to trade with Mexico, Natchitoches,
Louisiana is the oldest permanent settlement in the Louisiana Purchase. It
is home of the Natchitoches
meat pie. It is the setting of the film Steel Magnolias, and is
famous for its annual display of Christmas lights. It should not be confused
with its sister city, Nacogdoches,
Texas, which is also that state's oldest city. Both were named for the
Natchitoches Indians, who once lived there, and were part of the Caddo
Nation. The Caddo lived in Arkansas, Louisiana and Texas from about 500AD
until a series of events, including the charming Mr. De
Soto, missionaries bringing the gift of smallpox, and finally the state
of Texas, whittled them down and removed the rest to Oklahoma.
Louisana is divided into parishes, rather than counties. Counties are presided
over by Boss Hogg and Rosco P. Coltrane, whereas Parishes are ruled by tiny
priests.
We are here visiting Chez's bro's family. They've got two cute lil ones and
a batch of kittens.

Pick up a drive-thru daiquri at The Filling Station.
Straw included.


Rabi and Chez happy together at Pioneer the Pub.


Aja's ten kittens, possibly inspired by batch
of new kittens outside.
Florida
Before Lousiana was Florida. Between was Interstate 10, which I'd never traveled
before, and which includes Pensacola, Mobile, Biloxi, and Slidell, where this
unfortunate thing just happened. "'The IQ level of this group is not impressive,
to be kind,' St. Tammany Parish Sheriff Jack Strain said Tuesday."
A few images from the Sunshine State, if you're inclined.
The Board of One City Ministries. No, I never
would've guessed. We are from top left: Donna, Michelle, Brenda, Pastor Fritz's
wife, Pastor Fritz, AJ, AJ's mom Kathy, Pastor Q, Mandy, Jesse, me.


A meeting of Team Endless Yard Sales.

Extreme Yard Sailing.

This frog was hibernating in the door jam of
the Caddy.
Next we spent a night in the van at Big
Lagoon State Park, outside Pensacola. We could've stayed there a while.

Content, if not correctly dressed for the beach.

The girl must be in constant motion.
I didn't finish this update in time and now we're in North Zulch. We drove small highways through a very foggy East Texas night to get here. More later.
11/06/08
Mailbox
Knocks on Fox in socks on box
From: Brian
Subject: soviets!
If you are in need of content, which I suspect you will not be, feel
free to share with your readers this
clip from Fox News
,
bravely
identifying the red menace within our nation's borders.
We are capitalists
From: Marla
Subject: inauguration gear?
how to celebrate an obama victory? with yet more cool tees, of course:
like this shirt: The Prez Dispenser
and this one: new
management
From: Les
Subject: Thanks
Thanks for the best 30th birthday gift, kaibigan.
(this) and this:

Making the rounds...
Sorry I don't have an original thought to share. I'm relieved and elated
and proud and anxious, like everybody else. With a dash of suck it, jerks,
and a bit of regret for missing the spontaneous street party in DC. I'm in
Florida, visiting sisters and helping with the house and working. It's quiet
and peaceful and weird being surrounded by the detritus of a family's lifetime
accumulation of stuff. But soon Chez will get up, and it will at least cease
to be quiet. More later. Love, JM - Patriot
11/05/08

From Shauna
Happy Happy Joy Joy in The District: Washington,
D.C. Celebrates Obama Victory Well Into the Morning, DCist, and D.C.'s
Obama Celebrations in Videos, DCist. (!!!)
From: Brian
Washington, DC, 2:55am
Subject: U STREET
there were TEN THOSNAD PEOPLE on u street
right in the middle of the goddamn road for ten blocks
i have never done that much hollering in my life
or hugging of strangers
WISH YOU WERE HERE
aso i am drink
From: Coach
DC, 1:18am
Subject: 14 and U

11/04/08 - Scrabble them tiles.
Reports from the ground:
8:42am, Jacksonville, FL: "There's a homeless area in downtown Jax
and this morning it was covered w/ Obama signs and homeless folks waving at
the passing cars saying VOTE. Amazing." - SBolen, tax attorney, folk singer.
8:58am, Washington, DC: "The kindergarten is chanting 'barak obama!'"
- Ms. Shellington, school teacher, rocker.
1:45pm, Virginia: "For the Kitchen: Overheard at Boston Market
while canvassing in NoVA....Woman: I tell anyone who knocks on my door, 'You
have 20 seconds to tell me whatever you want.' Then I close my door. Man replies:
What makes them so selfish as to think they can just knock on my door."
-egill, reporting live from VA
To Do:
The revolution will be pretty, and abundant with kittens.

11/02/08
Don't worry about pig; go to church
This week's Stranger, c/o Seattle correspondent B. Eskridge.
The Grand Old Party cooked up a base of crazy and now they've got to eat
some crazy soup. Some crazy soup with the
former president of the Harvard Law Review, watermelon, ribs and a bucket
of fried chicken. And in a turban. Because they're totally not racist.
In Spartanburg, SC, the local Republican Party Chair showed up at the polls
and got picked on by little old black ladies! Haha, just
kidding. Republican Ayslum has been turned over to the imates, and Sarah
Palin is just one consequence. So go build your personal armories and forward
your idiot
emails, and claim that Christians are Muslims, that capitalists are socialists,
that education makes you dumb, that qualifications make you unqualified, that
tax-paying Americans are un-American, that homosekshuls cause hurricanes,
that pigs fly through a sky that isn't blue, because soon this great nation
is going to elect Barack Obama president. And my comrade Brian may not gloat,
but here at HK we'll gloat eternal.
(please win)
A cool email my mom got
From: Mom
Subject: An email from a friend
Good morning cute kids
I may have told you about this email. I seldom
ever look at my gmail
I stumbled upon it the other day while trying
to find my blog to update! Anyway, this email was in there from August!
I think it's AMAZING that she just happened to stumble up my
blog!!! Love you all
.hope you got LOTS of candy last night! :)
and that you want to share it
dark chocoate m&m's, jelly beans,
dk choc m&m's, spice drops
oh dad likes all the snickers! :) love
you all
later! zemom
Hi Mrs. Gilbert,
You don't know me but I wanted to email you. I found your blog Jambo! and
was reading it and it really touched my heart. I never met Sean but I became
close friends with Jeff about a month after Sean's death. The way Jeff talked
about Sean was amazing, the way everyone talked about him was. I truly felt
like I had known him and his amazing personality. I moved out to tampa in
June 2007 and eventually met Jeff. I developed an addiction to oxycotin
and was drinking regularly. Jeff began living at my apartment and I heard
stories about Sean daily and his obituary was even above the visor in my
car for a month or so. Even though I never met Sean I want you to know that
he touched my life because of Jeff. I was raised in a christian home and
began going on mission trips at 13. In 2003 I went to Africa for the first
time, Kenya, and it was amazing. I truly had my life focused and never thought
I would stray away and get into the situation I did. I completely lost sight
of things for a while though and my life only consisted of partying. Since
last October I have been living with my parents again and have realized
the mistakes I was making in my life. I turned my life back over to God
and he took control. I was able to go back to South Africa this May and
am planning on going again next year. I was actually headed to the airport
when I got the call that Jeff had killed himself. It was hard to deal with
but I realized that God had it planned and if I would have been here and
focusing on it I probably would have ended up back in the situations I was
before. My mom actually saw the story of you guys on Keeping the Faith and
told me about it because she had heard me mention Sean's name before. I
just want you to know that you both are in my prayers. I know God will truly
use you in Uganda. I hope to read great things in your blog in the months
to come.
God Bless
Cool, huh?
Savannah, GA

Speaking of flying pigs, HK proudly presents a recurring feature called...
Bob's Hometown Paper Letters to the Editor
Don't worry about pig; go to church
I think it is a shame that people care more for a pig than a human life.
When they eat bacon, sausage and ham, they don't think about a poor little
pig. I think it is better a child is chasing a pig than a dope dealer. If
you stop and think about it, the child is off the street and having good,
clean fun. So picture that poor ol' pig smelling good as it is cooked, fried
or baked.
So instead of fussing, those people ought to go to Lighthouse Baptist Church
and just see how the Lord has and is using that church to reach the likes
of those who are the complainers. Keep on doing the Lord's work, Lighthouse
Baptist. Huntington needed a church like yours for a long time.
David Sneade
Huntington
Scurry Art
My sister has some neat creepy art up at a club here in Ybor. That's my other
sister and bro-in-law pictured. As a bonus, Chez got her first view of the
Senator.

Improved

10/31/08
Return Home with Bimbo
Mornin, hon. I hope you want the usual.
Last night we watched the rerun of Barack
on The Daily Show, and I thought he was charming and relaxed and funny
should I say Clintonesque, with less smarm? At one point he copped
to seeing a shrink to help his white half fight the Bradley Effect when he
goes to vote.
Then we watched The Wire creator David Simon on The Colbert Report, and I
thought he
managed to get some words in sidewise
. I
looooove Colbert, but I wish he'd drop his wingnut egomaniacal commentator
schtick during his interviews. Anyway, special correspondent and fellow Wire
fan Annie sent what we somehow missed: On
the Road: Raleigh, North Carolina, FiveThirtyEight.com.
"A fiery Sonja Sohn told the large crowd, 'When you look at The Wire, you
see how institutions fail.' Passionately, she advocated for Barack Obama
because, in her view, he was the candidate who would not continue to ignore
those who fall through the cracks. 'He said to me, "I am my brother's keeper,"
y'all!'"

© Brett Marty
In case you have forgotten or don't know, Sonja Sohn played Detective Kima
Greggs, our very favorite boozing, philandering lesbian detective. Also present
were Chris and Daniels.
"These ladies don't exactly stop on a dime," an officer explained.
I missed the annual pleasure of standing in the cold and watching drag queens
run down 17th street, but Shauna didn't: Campaign
Faces Join Usual Suspects at High Heel Race, DCist.
Mayor Fenty's endorsement pictured, by Joe
Tresh, Washingtonphotojournal.com.

Family stuff
I thought my mom had given up roaches in bed years ago, but I guess the boredom
is getting to her: Today,
I Ironed Boxers.
Sister Mandy and bro-in-law AJ modeled for sister Jesse yesterday.

It's hopeless
Sometimes I realize that it's hopeless. Like when I find the Harriet
Carter catalog in my grandma's bathroom. Imagine the resources used to
manufacture this shit. And then just give up on trying.

I didn't know your mom sold bread
Last week Chez and I were walking down 14th and spied this bread truck.
It's like the latin Pillsbury
Doughboy ("a small anthropoid character apparently made out of dough"),
plus Wonder bread, plus dumb broads. I wondered at having never seen this
brand before, but then we saw it again last night here in Landrum, SC. Just
so you know.

Is our children learning?
Yes. Students
Find Body in Anacostia Cleanup, Shauna: "'did the 'DUM-DUM' from Law &
Order sound right after they found it?' asks one tender commenter."
Let's close with a completely relevant photo of Coach and Madge accosting
a coworker at an office party.
10/30/08
Things happen, a pictorial
Things have happened since yesterday, involving teeth, vans, and Bob's foot.
But the only hard news I have for you is that Chez and I drove eight and half
hours to my grandma's in South Carolina and we got in very late. Here is a
picture of my co-pilot scaring the crap out of me with a mask she sneakily
bought at the CVS. I put the mask on later when we stopped for gas, and she
snuck up and scared the crap out of me again. I cannot win with this mask.
Don't take candy from the old man in the van.
(Grandma is in the living room right now, yelling at The View.)
I forgot I took this picture of myself last week at another CVS. If you look
closely you might be able to tell that I'm wearing a Hillary mask. When that
guy at the DMV told me I looked like "someone famous" that day,
I figured he meant Ellen, but now I'm not so sure.

We replaced mom's Jesus fish with this sticker, guaranteeing safe passage
through the red states.

Debbie's Rules
My mom was in Skirt! magazine a couple months ago, but I hadn't seen it until
arriving at my grandma's last night.
Debbie Gilbert | Ministry
Founder she's so skirt!

A Mezcal Minute with Madge and Ed










Lez Zeppelin

10/29/08
Elliot Arthur Check!
Papa Check writes, "Born this morning at 4:01 am, weighing 5 lbs and 14 ounces.
Jessica is resting comfortably at Holy Cross and we are up for visitors. More
pictures and info to follow. Please forward!"
(Sent from my iPhone)
Welcome to the internet, son!
My mom is out of toilet paper, M&Ms
Mom's posted Some
Things About Uganda. Neither would I enjoy bargaining for pineapples.
PS. Cornelius
has game.
10/28/08
"When will the media or ESPN report this story?"
My sister ran into my favorite star of the 1995 hit comedy Clueless
yesterday whilst votin in Florida.
From: Jesse
Subject: Another great reason to vote
celebrity sightings!
Alicia Silverstone was in town leading an Obama rally across from the county
center today, where I was innocently voting on my lunch break. While waiting,
she ended up pulling up the whole parade in line right behind me. She was
super nice. I told her I wouldnt be as nice as she is if I were that
famous.

And, check this out, a HEART GALLERY PHOTOGRAPHER was also in line, with
his camera, and shot my pic with her after we voted. (Try to remember one
of us has a hair & makeup crew and one of us, well, doesnt. )
Voting is fun!
Countdown to Hellection Elloween
Schlock the Vote
From: Coach
Subject: Schlock the Vote
how does this not register with someone as potentially weird? minstrels
for obama??
*Minstrels for Barack*: Street musicians, jugglers, mimes, and so on to
entertain voters standing in long lines on Election Day.The busiest times
will be morning, 7 am to 10 am and evening, from 4 pm to 7 pm, but we can
schedule during the day as well. If you are an entertainer who would like
to use your talent in this way, please sign up at www.arlingtondemocrats.org.
Me: way to make people hate democrats.
Shauna: republican plot to drive dem voters away with mimes! you
should email this to the huffington
post, which i've decided is like a big pile of digital liberal cocaine
with the soothing inflated sense of well-being and importance it offers.
Me: i just wrote a crazy person email to arl democrats saying that.
Shauna: i <3 you, grandpa miller :)
Coach: now don't forget to call the radio stations and tell them
to stop playing the doors!
i just emailed this to wonkette, good
idea shauntron.
Dispatch from Huntington, WV: The Mainstream Media
Irrefutable logic from Bob's hometown paper.
Rays drop the devil and succeed
Beginning as a new Major League Baseball franchise in 1998, the Tampa Bay
Devil Rays had 10 consecutive losing seasons, with the worst record in baseball
in 2007. On Nov. 8, 2007, Tampa Bay held an event and announced that the
team would now be known as the Tampa Bay Rays.
The 2008 season ended with the third-best record in baseball and a trip
to the World Series. The new logo has a star in it. Could it be the star
of Bethlehem? This story confirms that with the devil you are a loser and
with God you are a winner.
When will the media or ESPN report this story?
Jeff Madden
Ona
Headless Palin
From Cheryl's coworker: "Hello! My mom and I got into the spirit of Halloween
today."
The Evolution of Puking Pumpkins
Danar sends this year's internet Pukey Pumpkin.
10/27/08
"Hell is other people"
"Works for me," says Mr. Stephin Merritt. We went to The Magnetic
Fields' show last night, and some of it was just transcendental, and some
of it was just really uncomfortable, because Stephin fusses at Claudia, though
cutely like an old married couple, but he also fusses at the crowd, which
is understandable when some people ignore repeated requests to stop filming.
"When Frank Sinatra was photographed when he did not wish to be photographed......he
didn't croon for them," he warned/scolded. After the second set, Claudia returned
to the stage for the encore, and when the rest of the band didn't follow,
she sang a little verse (lyrics not quite right, but whatever) of "Washington
DC." Just
for me. I'm sure. When he came back out, Stephin said, "Had we known
we would be in Washington, DC, we would have brought the lyric sheet."
Hee.
They closed with "Grand
Canyon," which all hopeless romantics love. Right, Bob?
Don't bring young children to:
- Quiet concerts
- Quiet weddings
Bears Will Attack
Jack, Danar, Chez and I were witness to the marriage of Constance and Erik
Chang-Gillespie. It was very beautiful, and then this happened:

Sorry about my lack of content lately. The other me at work quit, and I'm
scrambling to get ready for a long trip, but I promise to get back to my longtime
commitment to quantity over quality very soon.
10/24/08
If you don't cry it isn't love
I interviewed Claudia Gonson for TNG on Sunday. I was nervous.
Magnetic
Fields' Claudia Gonson: The New Gay Interview
10/22/08
Breeder's Digest
Used to be Brian would write his own damn blog, but now he just graffitos
his wall with the screechings of maniacs, bursts into the Kitchen in that
Brian way, and starts yelling. Hooray!
From: Brian
Subject: liberals ... i mean, LIEberals
Your political report for today, in case you are in need of content...
"Liberals hate real Americans that work and accomplish and achieve
and believe in God."
-- Rep. Robin Hayes (R-NC)
LINK: GOP Rep.: Liberals
hate real Americans that work and accomplish and achieve and believe in
God [updated with audio]
The
rich, meaty stew of ignorance and resentment that comprises the modern conservative
political viewpoint is getting hotter and hotter. This is exactly the kind
of thing you used to see on right-wing web forums and blogs and what-not,
but now actual elected officials are saying these sorts of hateful things
in public.
I'd like to blame it all on the sheer bowel-moving terror they're experiencing
at the thought of a BLACK DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT, but, in all fairness, I think
we can rightly attribute at least part of it to the fact that this country
is on the brink of genuine change, and it terrifies them. Just think how
upset they're going to be in two weeks.
We must make sure not to gloat or jeer. Reality will be hard enough for
them to take on their own without us mocking them. We can afford to be magnanimous
when it all comes down. "Seriously," we'll say, putting a comforting
arm around their shoulders. "We'll all be better off. Just relax and
try not to do such a dick about everything."
You know, I'm trying to work on my temper, and this doesn't help. If you
are just some crazy motherfucker claiming that half of Americans aren't Americans,
then you're just some crazy motherfucker. But when you're an elected official,
you should probably be tried for treason, because this sort of inflammatory
bullshit is going to get a real American killed.
Let's lighten up....
Real Americans Are Pro-Brotherly Love
From James: "Somehow edward and i became spokes models for gay marriage."

Ok, back to angry...
DC POLICE: Totally OK to Murder Someone If He Frightens You With His Gayness
Shauna came home from a meeting she covered Monday night regarding the recent
surge of attacks on gays in the District, particularly the
beating-murder of Tony Hunter last month, which DC Police have inexplicably
downgraded: At
GLOV Meeting, Disbelief that Hunter Provoked His Attacker, Shauna Miller,
DCist. "Robert Hanna, 18, was arrested last Wednesday and charged with voluntary
manslaughter in connection with the deadly September attack on Hunter near
BeBar in Shaw. D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier said at a news conference Wednesday
that Hunters death would not be charged as a hate crime, and a police
affidavit filed in D.C. Superior Court quoted Hanna as saying he had defended
himself against a sexual advance by Hunter during an altercation, according
to the Blade."
Barksdale the Very Serious Dog Being Dressed for Halloween

Canning with the Kitchen's Top Chef
Chef
Chez learns you to can tomatoes and plums, for the coming apocalypse caused
by god-and-country-hating liberals. Illustrated!
My Crazy Parents in Uganda
As they nervously await a wire that was supposed to hit their account many
days ago, Mom has plenty of time to write 3,000-word newsletters! Here are
a few pics and words because I can't reproduce the whole thing for some reason.

Potluck