Bob's Pig Shop, Pauls Valley, OK
What do dykes wear to work?
Queers
Item: Coach at The New Gay, Lez
Casual.
Bonus: Get yer lesbian haircut.
Sports
Item: Roger Clemens is not just a steroid cheat and a big fat jerk, he's also the kind of husband and father who did a 15-year old! Mindy McCready weeps as she confirms affair with Roger Clemens.
Queers/Sports
Item: Derby Champion War Emblem "has
no interest in mares."
Item: Police question Ronaldo after run-in with transvestites
Neighbor in North Zulch, TX
North Zulch, TX
Is where I am. It's a quiet little place in southest Texas, tucked betwixt
a railroad and a highway. There are many dogs here. Actually, it's quiet
except for the trains and the dogs. Here's
a thing someone wrote about North Zulch. Tonight we're off to Tampa.
Horse out back.
Train alongside.
Oklahoma clouds, by CA.
Wall Cloud
I'm in a small town in Oklahoma, and it's really lovely, and
small, and there is some serious weather in this state. The other night I got to see
a wall cloud, and
a lightning storm, and some satellites, and an orange moon, and a very low-flying, long-burning shooting star. When you've spent a decade with the uneventful DC night sky, that is some pretty impressive stuff. Then I lost my debit card, possibly
while lying in the road, or possibly while buying bourbon, my new good habit. I've also learned some new words here in Oklahoma, like "tornadic" and "sweathogs."
So I've been busy cooling my heels, and also working. Yesterday was that thing they call "Earth Day," and since I work at the behest of the Enivronmental Protection Agency, and since they have various promotions surrounding Earth Day, I've been doing a lot of pointing and clicking for work and neglecting both this internet concern AND The New Gay. Luckily, my special correspondents keep filing material. And, Coach wrote this super little entry on the racial politics of The L Word. Read it: The Way Who Lives?.
HK Arts & Crafts Klub
Personalized Lolcats
Anisha is catsitting Peanut Butter and (Orignal) Peanut Butter,
Sr. She says, "Unlike Planet Earth's nature photographers I did not have
to test the limits of my patience nor risk life and limb for these glimpses
into their lives and emotions. Lucky me. Happy Earth Day to you!"
Butter Beans
Jimi says, "i'm new to this bitstrip thing so that's the best i could do for dave. my phil collins is pretty spot on though i think."
The True Story of "In the Air Tonight."
Zombie Hands
Bova says, "I did this a week or two ago. forgot to send it to you."
Crack wise with some boss lesbians
Sour mash tubs at Makers Mark.
Lesbros & Theremins
You all tired of April 10 yet?
Mail Bag
From Neil: "From this month's
Esquire,and I think the term
is 'lesbro'..."
"
- Bob says, "a three page article on the evolution of the toothbrush."
Brushes
to Set the Teeth on Edge, nytimes.
- Jill says, "Science and tattoo, they make me think of you.
Carl Zimmer's
Science Tattoo Emporium."
- Bongz says, "Eat your heart out, Lydia Kavina. A tiny
slice of joy for pussy fans: A
Cat Playing The Theremin."
- Debs says, "Theremin's are totally back in style! Gnarls
Barkley Crazy Theremin Jam."
- Brian says, "Juno vs. Feminism. Please enjoy this review of
'juno' by aging anti-feminist phyllis schlafly:
The
Movie "Juno" Explains Feminism.
she has drawn a number of weird
conclusions from the film
such as the fact that jason bateman's character is a victim
because his wife has "suddenly pushed him out of the loop of her
affection and attention"
she also lists a number of the failings of society as reflected in
the film,
in addition to the usual suspects, such as teenage sex and vulgarity,
she includes "unattractive clothes" and "uncombed hair"
these people vote
love...
brian
Erik says, "Who wants change?"
Wondering what people outside the US are thinking about the Democratic
primary race?
Yes We Can International 
Yeah, but what are they saying in Italy?
Amici 7 Yes We Can
How about your old college's well-intentioned a cappella group -- what
are they singing?
Yes, We Can- Barackapella
And what are folks singing in Spanish?
For Obama: "Si Se Puede Cambiar" by Andres Useche
Viva Obama!
VIVA OBAMA 2008
H.Clin is on the attack, but with each day that passes in this primary
campaign, remember . . . we are one day closer to change.
Yes We Can International
-E
Mash Movie - XXX -
We toured the Makers Mark and Heaven Hill distilleries in Kentucky. Click for some hot sour mash action.
Bitstrips For Evah Evah
Make one send one.
ANNIE: "this might be too nonsensical for a general audience.
it's also based on a gchat. basically my interaction with college friends
these days revolves around talkin' yoga and playing 'guess who else transitioned.'"
BOB: "i sent that comic strip making thing to andy, because
he's marginally employed and loves shit like this. in his first creation,
andy recounts the story of a cyst on his nutsack a few years back. he
actually had it removed and saved it for me in a jar, but i'm afraid to
bring it through airport security and andy is similarly concerned about
sending it through the postal service. plus, we're both very snappy dressers.
the other thing to note is that we refer to one another as 'bag.' so,
'hey, bag' is like saying, 'good day, scrotum.'"
JAIME F: "Per your suggestion, I was bored at work today."
MISS MESS: Wii bowling.
Shelly's awesome joke.
